If You Can't Ride Two Horses At Once You Should Get Out Of The Circus

I have Recently Turned 18, and to be honenst its not as exciting as i 1st thought :L
the only diffrence is i can use my own ID
also every fucker who is under 18 asks you to buy things.

If you've got something to say... Fuck off

I am begining to hate people who say words like, witty, banter and anticts.
Fuck off an use normal words.

I Was Once Possibly Perhaps A Cowboy King.

I know a girl called Racheal and she is wondeful, but if i hit that i would get put in jail haha.
Also my mate just got Dumped by a younger WTF IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD, If only Jesus was still here.

ANYWAY BACK TO RACHEAL AND HER MAGNIFICANT FACE, she also makes a pretty Fine Zebra :L
this is getting iligal so i am going to stop now






I feel my Blog Touches mote Kids than Micheal Jackson's hands.

A Bottle Of JD Later.

I dressed up as a woman last night (Halloween) and i have decided Tights are my favourite things in the world ever, they are so warm and tight it like wearing boxer shorts all over your legs. ALSO drunk men will check anything out.

I felt to Beautiful.





He never ment to be a role model it just happend.

I Made this for my College Photo's, and because i want to be like my friend.

Now i have this i have no idea what to do with it.
i only wanted to fit in but i have come to realise the only team i am on is 'sunday bowling', I do photography at college so when i get good at it i am gonna put pictures on here, IT WILL BE EXCITING BELIVE ME.
I am not very good at spelling, you will start to realise that




i wish was as angry as Tempa T Then I could kill people and then be gangster and make 'FUCKING NEXT TUNES' about it